Awkward Haiku: World Tour: The Nile is a River in Egypt

This money is a donation for your 'World Tour Fund' (incidentally, you are now the CFO of the Awkward Haiku Foundation) from the reverend Franklin Graham. This money was first laundered to me from the the RNC deputy communications director .... After crossing the Egyptian/Saudi border we arrived at the Suez Canal shortly after midnight the next day, which was yesterday. so, today we had a picnic in Al-Azhar park and are currently lounging poolside at the Havana Hotel. ...